Assuming that you’ve heard about Cards Against Humanity, and also assuming you’ve heard about their annual holiday promotions, I will assume you haven’t heard about their 2017 promotion, Cards Against Humanity Saves America!
For a scant $15 you will receive 6 surprises throughout the rest of December… it was too interested to let pass, and though they have no more available for purchase, I will be happily unwrapping the surprises so anyone who missed out can see for themselves.
Well, the first surprise arrived today!
This fairly heavy envelope arrived, looking quite important and fancy!
I carefully tear it open at the top and am greeted with a lot of folded papers, so I remove them all. The first page folded neatly on top catches my eye, so I unfold it first:
I’m dying. This is already the best $15 I’ve spent in a while. BUT WAIT, THERE’S LOADS MORE! I continue to unpack the rest and find the following:
I apparently now own part of the land they are using to legally block any attempt to build a continuous wall along the US/Mexican border, I get a wonderfully silly map, and a small pack of COH cards relevant to this promotion (I won’t ruin it my posting them).
Would you like to see their badass trebuchet?